They artificially inflated video girls you see now in main stay Hip Hop are a classic mold for my body type. Mines falls along the athletic build. If i had to compare it to anyone famous i would definitely say it would have to be Serena Williams (without the masculinity). Any who it has always posed an underlying issue with all of my girlfriends (past & present). Coupled with a Killer Fashion sense i guess i be killing these hoes! Back to the hoes, I mean bitches, no wait where are my manners, females(Grimace). I'll play nice for the sake of womens lib but bitches be bitches and i call'em how i see'em! Fuck it! So growing up i was always that fly girl with that big ass that would "Steal ya man", 'Thinks she's all that" , etc by females when i was really and still am just the opposite. My girl and i was just commenting on that from the outside i look like i am "High Maintenance". As i mentioned i do have a exceptional taste for fashion (all on a budget i might add) so first impressions of me could be perceived as such. All in all my female relationships seem to have expiration dates. Either they get fat and be hating. Catch they man look'n and be hating.She a "Basic Ass Bitch" but by the time you realize it shit has already gone south for the winter. She cant dress and I come Captain Sav-A-Hoe's fashion sense.Give'em free consultation(i really should be charging for this shit) change they wardrobe game and then they dont know how to act later now that they fly like me. Or we just fall out of of touch. Some of these are a little exaggerated but hold truth.
WHEN BITCHES GET FAT
I pride myself on keeping in shape. A self-confessed gym rat!I was blessed with this body and I intend to maintain it. I eat what ever I want(all in moderation) *(this also makes bitches envious) and exercise regularly. When being in a friendship with a female and A) You were both skinny friends from the past and and now newly reconnected (probably via FaceBook). She is fat and you still look like you did in high school (No Bueno). No problem you say. Bitch please there's a problem whether either one of you is aware of it or not. See if this fat friend has high-self esteem then there should be no problem, but yet again this is females we are talking about here. More than likely she lumped into the majority percentage of bitches (period! Fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, whatever) that are plagued with this ever growing pandemic of self hate and low self esteem. This within itself will pose issues in this newly rekindled friendship.
B) Let's say you have always been friends (no brakes) and she has always been the "Extra Thick" one and you are the real definition of what "Thick" is. Let me clarify something for you ladies and gents my definition of thick is a chick with curves but who is still solid, partial muscle definition with minimal cellulite. Bitch if you got rolls for days, celly jelly that would give cottage cheese a run for its money then bitch you ain't thick, YOU FAT! Just keep'n it %100! Once again no surface issues here, but it all falls back on esteem issues. See i'm am the type of female that feels everyone has a beautiful quality about them. Something that makes them shine and unique. We all have something about us that makes us attractive. We all possess this quality and I show my appreciation for beauty where ever it exists. When i go out with a group of females and i am feel'n myself and awesome people around me. I go out to admire beauty and enjoying good company. I don't HATE I Appreciate! Thats my mothafucking motta! Wish all my fellow ladies could adopt the same principal, but Rome was not built overnight.Back to friendship B. This relationship can work and sustain if both individuals genuinely care and whole-heartedly respect each others "Greatness" for lack of a better term and she doesn't force you to hang with her "Fat Girl" group. Skinny bitches beware of you BFFF(Best Fat Friend Forever) and her fat bitch clique on the side. Yeah you have met, you interacted. Some were cool, some gave you one too many elevator eyes. But evidently you were always the odd skinny bitch out.
THE BASIC BITCH ASS FRIEND
Oh the woes of befriending a basic bitch. It happens to the most savvy of females. A basic bitch and a non-basic bitch friendship is like a ticking time bomb. The problem with being a friend of a basic ass bitch is that you dont know the bitch is basic until the friendship starts downward spiraling. For the sake of friendship you agree to disagree, but it never really ends there. I'm going to beat this low self esteem shit up like a dead fucking horse. This is always the premise and the demise of female friendships. Somebody always has an issue and the core issue is usually always stemming from within. She see's something in you she wishes she could do, have, embrace but instead she chooses to be a cat. A basic bitch will be a cool as friend at first. She riding , she rolling, she hanging tough and ya'll doing the "Girl about town" action. She's a shoulder to cry on, a ear to listen, womp womp womp womp. That's "Yo Girl" and you got mad love for her. Then the red flags start to wave, like with all relationships. And like the majority we choose to ignore the Flag, the anchor & the fucking boat it sailed up on warning, to approach this basic bitch with caution. The cattiest shit can be the precursors of a sinking friendship.
THE USER
She will use and abuse you, talk shit about you and unfriend you in real life & in FaceBook. This one goes out to all the bitches that got style points and they fashion game laced from me for free. May you bitches die a slow death and be buried in polyester. Just kidding! This is the oldest tactic in the book, using someone for what its worth. If you have a friend and when you go out she aint never got any money, but she keep some fresh Remy in her hair and her nails be on point then she may be using you. You let her borrow miscellaneous items and they never get returned, or when returned they are damaged or worse. That bitch aint cool. It shows a total lack a respect for you and your shit (No Bueno). Your career driven and she utilizes all your contacts for her own hidden agendas. Hey there is nothing wrong with helping someone out if you are in that position but when you put someone on and they never return the favor if the opportunity presents itself. That bitch dont give a damn about. For example the blast goes out that the Section 8 list is now open and she got that information and never passed it on to you. She know you need a new spot like you need to eat, but yet oh i forgot or same lame excuse is provided for not sharing the useful information. Not cool. All in all people will come into your life fro a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Its up to your to discern when you start a relationship with someone what type of person they will be in your life.
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