Booty Bust'n Insurance!!

My friends and I were having a conversation about the reoccurring scandals regarding Catholic schools. From my vantage point they are royally fucking up the youth of today and the future. With this said why would any parent in their right mind send their child to these schools and let alone pay for them? That flummoxes the hell out of me. Unless the parents have a sick way of looking for a  big payday at its child’s expense (Hey I have seen & heard worse)! I'm not a gambler, but seems like sending a child to that type of school is like taking a gamble on your child's ass!?! I'm sorry that is not a bet I'm willing to risk. The odds are not in your favor. Given you haven't been under a rock for the last century you could not have overlooked all the scandals regarding the Catholic church and their schools. Every time you look around there is a case getting national attention. Shit the L.A. Archdiocese just reached an agreement with more than 500 abuse claimants. WTF10!! Eighty percent of the cases all involve boys. Damn fucking shame! In no way am I bashing Catholic religion. That's not what I am trying to convey here. I have nothing against the religion. Yes, I am not Catholic but that's not the point. My personal religious views is a whole different blog.

BOOTY BUST’N INSURANCE
I don't know about anyone else but if a school of any kind has legitimate Ass Busting Insurance that is no school for my child. Come on people! Booty Busting Insurance! This right here solidifies guilt and the probability that it wont stop happening. For crying out loud if your Archdiocese is already getting its finances raped from lawsuits that it has to take out an insurance policy to cover it than something is royally fucked up about that picture. It could be me or maybe the picture I'm looking at is out of focus. Yeah the fuck right! Somebody shine some light on this darkness so that the people may see. Hallelujah, Tambourine! If they didn't have any victims there would be no crimes. Yet droves of parents send there young innocent flock of sheep to the anal slaughter house. This is not rocket science and it doesn't take a Messiah to for tale that your child could be in jeopardy if you send them to a Catholic school. There are plenty of other public and private school facilities not associated with religion that could educate your child. I just cant morally understand how any parent could just turn a blind eye to the apparent facts of Priest to little boys ass busting ratios.


BLAME IT ON THE ROMANS
See this is where history has a way of repeating itself. People need to go back and read they history facts. It was common knowledge that Romans liked to get down with the same sex get down. The Roman Catholic Church may scoff and preach hell and damnation regarding homosexuality but shit this was one of their fond practices since the beginning of Roman civilization. That society believed that the Man of the house ruled over all those in the household. Be it may his wives, mistresses, slave boys and girls and of course the Help. This often formed same sex relationships with men. They were free to enjoy sex with men without fear of prosecution of a loss of masculinity do to the fact that it was considered normal societal behavior for that time and culture. The rule of thumb was as long as the Man of the House was doing the penetrating then it was all good. Really!?! They felt women were impure do to the fact that they bleed monthly. The Romans had that whole don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die cult theory going. Well I am here to tell you that behavior didn't die it was reborn and masked in the form of the Roman catholic church. Keeping up with traditions in an effort not to get caught. Cause of course this goes against everything the church stands for and the Bible. Bitch please! Priest was bust’n ass then and they still bust’n booty now. End of story! 
LET THEM FUCKERS MARRY (OR AT LEAST HAVE SEX)
I am not a person who likes to just focus on a problem. I like to focus on a solution. So what might be a solution to the rampant boy booty bust’n situation with the Preists of the Catholic Church. Well in my opinion they should let the fuckers marry. Oh I know maybe even just occasional or frequent (whatever floats your Heavenly Boat) sexual activity. Fucking Brilliant! Its human nature to want tor procreate and fuck. The church has taken this away from these men and women (Nun’s) and innate instinct to mate or hump on shit. Let’em fuck for Christ sake! Shit Jesus was fine and you cant tell me he wasn't beat’n no pussy up but I digress. Just because it was not chronicled doesn't mean he (Jesus) wasn't getting in. Cant you picture it....Jesus The Pussy Messiah! Yeah I know I’m going to hell but it will be on a First Class flight! LOL! That would be like ancient day written porn, yeah and Jesus, I’ll pass glad they didn't document that shit. All I am saying is I see a major problem. What lies within that problem is the freak nature of humanity. Solution; Let them let there freak flag fly!? Give them back the freedom of choice. Then they can be free to bust legal ass if they see fit or what ever. We as humans once restricted devise ways to beat the system so to speak. This is a common open and shut case of this. You told the priest No, and they just did it on the down low. Solution; take it to the open. Let them be free to be sexually active (with Adults) and see if those scandals don't start to disappear.