D.D. = Dope Dick
Awe shiiiiiiiiiitttttt! Dope dick in the Mutha Fuck'n house! So excited on the topic of something I am desperately lacking. Awe where do I start.....Well for starters what is "D.D. or Dope Dick?" D.D. is the type of dick down that will make you dishonor your family and abandon your only child (True Story). This shit is worst than crack or any cooked up stimulant in a mobile lab. Its the "Crème de la crème"of dick and you lust after the chance to be an active sexual glutton. Going through withdrawals from D.D. can have you feigning and scratching like an addict. Robbing your Momma if that what it would take for another "Sexsion". Centuries told females have fought and probably even started some wars over it. I can see that happening. I know if I was in a warring time or feudal nation and a queen or some hierarchy came stating she was there to stake claim to my D.D. Bitch it would be war FoSho! We would be two squabbling ass kingdoms for real. The sad thing is there is no intervention from it. Once hooked you must ride the wave of cosmic sexual sessions. I am sending out my Platinum Pussy Bat signal right NOW in the search of that D.D. fuck that I will be that feign (just call me Jodeci) "Cuz I cant leave it alone, you got me feigning". D.D. provides you with the type of dick downs that will make you late to work, miss class, or some obligatory event all in the name of D.D. Also under the D.D. umbrella is the PhD in the head game department. This is what makes it a total package. You cant have D.D. without game changing head. Nope, nope, nope, nope!I joke around with the D.D.'s i've come across all the time about how they could be Super Hero's. Fighting crime and saving lives from dicking females down. Cuz a dicked downed bitch is a happy one!
I WILL WORK FOR SEX *(LOL)
OK so in all my desperation I am still not the type to go out and solicit sex. I mean now if the opportunity presented itself than I am all for it. But I will not be setting a "Free Pussy" stand and screening applicants. Yeah I could see it now, me and my child like lemonade stand. A hand written sign claiming "Free Pussy" applicants needed. I would have men from unquestionable backgrounds lined up down the block. Naturally I don't believe this would garner any plausible individuals, but it would be hilarious. What I mean by working for sex is putting in that necessary work to attract and keep some D.D. Yeah the bar is HIGH. I don't want any amateur dick, I need a mutha fuck'n professional dick slayer who ain't afraid to put in work, as do I. That's where the real work comes in, but at least we will both be working for a common goal: A NUT!!!3 STRIKES: YOU'RE OUT (WHACK SEX RULE)!!!
One thing I cant stand is whack ass sex! That shit is for the birds and who ever else wants it. Personally I just cant let good pussy go to waste like that. I have a general rule of thumb which is the 3 strikes you're out rule. Garnered that I have platinum pussy I can understand how a guy may strike out at first. Yeah you wasn't expecting that good shit and turned you into a minute man; Strike One! Oh, I will let you redeem yourself if the initial stroke showed promise. If within the limited time frame your Stroke Game is whack that's a double play for me and your already up to 2 strikes. I once had this encounter with a guy who I, met bedded and in the process of getting "Active" he ripped my favorite skirt. That's how you know its whack when the most memorable thing I remember is my skirt getting ripped. I'm sorry but that skirt was worth more than that experience (Period/*Tear). If the session ends after 1 round and no redemption sex is offered that's a strike but I will give it another go, another round, some other time. Whack sex coupled with lackluster Head Game pretty much seals the fate of any serial sex in the near future. Like I stated earlier on, good pussy is not to be wasted. I could be using my shit for the betterment of mankind not wasting it on the Gone in 60 seconds dude. Ladies you have to realize the power in "P" and choose your "D"! you don't have to settle for SubPar dick if you know you got SubPrime Pussy! Game/Set/Match!
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